The miracle workers
orientation
Handbook
2nd edition
Welcome fellow miracle worker I am glad to say that you are now a member of the prestigious and noble family of miracle workers. Congratulations!
We don’t have many guidelines here at the old M.W. But the the guidelines we do have are of immense importance. Consider theses guides your commandments for if you break them, you promise to break your mothers back and burn in all heck along with your dog.
Guidelines & Moral code of the miracle workers
1 Thou shalt always try their best to fulfill any prayer that has been accepted. Failure is an option but laziness is not.
2 Thou shalt accept at least one prayer a day.
3 Thou shalt carry this chore and penance to his grave
4 Thou shalt always answer that red phone
Even if we find ourselves alone, we are not. We have each other. We will answer every prayer to the best of our abilities, For we are the miracle workers doing God’s work in a godless world.
Welcome, answer a prayer today
Signed,
J.J age 13 , 1998
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